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Originally Posted by oneharu
bro i understand i wish to fully go 2/3 days too but OC wont let me go missing even 1day
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Sorry, may I know OC means commanding officer = home minister = wife = girlfriend ???
Actually whether the samster got the freedom to go to batam overnight really depends on the type of wife he married. Basically 3 types.
First type of wife is very jealous type want you to report GPS position as and when her need arises. If you curi ayam 偷吃 forget to wipe mouth, then be prepare for an internal war. If yours is this type, think even cheong in JB also difficult let alone Batam.
Second type is mid range type meaning that you will still be given some freedom as she is not that particular about your movement all the time but expect you to at least take care the family by spending some time at home. You will need to prepare good reasons why you need to go for an overseas trip and do the necessary precautionary measures to cover up any sign of "curi makan".
Third type is the more open minded type. She will allow you to go anywhere you like as long as you got feed the family enough meaning give enough $$$ to her. For this you can say you need to go Malaysia with friends for jalan jalan but never say you go to the 4Bs (Batam,Balai,Bintan,Batu) because all these pulaus are known to be sexual paradise islands
But in actual fact you are going to Pak's indon bonk land. First thing you reach batam shore make sure you switch off the Singapore sim card as afraid that there will be auto roaming.
Why is it so because the caller will know whether you are in spore or Indonesia just by listening whether is it a local singapore ring tone or roaming indonesia ring tone. Quickly check in to hotel with wifi or buy a indo sim card and opens whatapps to communicate with your wife. One thing good about whatapps is that it does not report your location unlike facebook message got reflect the position. But remember do not use a indo sim card to call your wife if not will pecah lobang because of caller ID. Use indo sim card to call your cewek or sayang only..
However, some wife tend to be more lenient when the husband & wife gets old. The wife have reached menopause and have no interest in sex anymore therefore does not bother her old man to cheong anywhere he likes. That is why we can spot so many old uncles roaming the streets of Nagoya !!!
