7 nights in BKK and 4 in Phuket with one friend
Did so many things on this trip. Haven't had so much fun in a long while. Having the right person to party with surely matters.
Recalling some of highlights and a major low light.....
At Cowboy's Crazy House which features fully nude go go girls, fingers of right and left hands went berserk playing hide and seek in little tight moist dark caves. Had to wash my hands multiple times to text on my phone lol.
Went to Pimp twice. Fortunate to have picked the right girls both times who kept us entertained throughout. On the second visit, reminded the waiter to keep the shot girls away from our table. It was fun the first time around to buy these shots cuz in return these shot girls pretty much allow you to molest them anyway you want on the spot. Of course, it burned a big hole in the pocket lol.
Visited Nataree three times. Addict once and Cam Cam massage once, kapoo once, and Baccara gogo twice.
Tried dating service twice. This was first time I tried his. Turned out quite nice with model-quality girls. Took first one to Thong Lor for romantic dinner then to, DND, Do Not Disturb, to party. Second one we went to Karaoke City and then Roadsidedog for drinks.
Now here is the low light. It was the fateful night partying at DND. My friend wanted to party more afterwards. Ended up at Scratchdog.
Room was dark, booze was flowing, shisha was blowing, and eyes were wandering. My friend was talking up with this tall lady with happa look. That is his cup of tea. It was not my plan to hook up with anyone but fate led my wandering eyes to this lady standing not too far away.
It was as if a lightening struck me, or as if a blind person suddenly regains his sight. She stood like an angel, with mesmerizing aura. My soul felt like it was sucked out of my body. I was about to kneel and kowtow in front of her. Every features on her face was what I would want my dream girl to have. They seemed to all fall in the right places as a Michelangelo masterpiece. And that smile! I was in heaven!
Then, I fell right down to hell. A kimchi guy approached her and started chatting her up. Before long, they were locking lips like couples for ages. How could she fall for a short ugly guy like him! Why didn't I approach her sooner! I was about o shout toward the sky and proclaim "God, please let me have her, and I will become a devout Christian forever!"
As if God heard me, the kimchi guy appeared to decline my dream girl's overture to go back to his hotel, pointing at his wedding ring. In disbelief that he could reject a goddess like her, I was relieved God gave me a second chance to redeem myself. I would not let my dream girl slip away. I was back in heaven again.
I quickly positioned myself in front of her and, as politely and nonchalantly as I could, complimented her how beautiful she was. It took about 3.9 seconds into the conversation when she popped the question of "how much."
Even though I had my suspicion, it still felt like a spear into my heart to learn she was a WL. If I could not have her love, I will settle with her body, I consoled myself. I was on my way back down to hell.
Holding up five fingers, I offered 5000 baht. Just as fast as I fell in love with her, she rejected me with a spiteful laugh. I was all the way down to the bottom of hell again.
Fearing the kimchi dude might change his mind and return to snatch my angel from me, I leaned over to her friend and confessed how much I liked her. "How much do you want to pay?" was her way of offering her consolation. I indicated 6000 and the deal was sealed.
On the way out and to my hotel, I vaguely remember paying for a 3900 bill for their bill, handing out 1000 or 2000 baht tip to the waitress and paying 1000 baht for the taxi ride which lasted about 3 minutes. I wanted to show money was not an issue and I was not gonna let anything get in the way of bedding her. I was ascending to heaven again.
I forgot to mention while still at Scratchdog, she and I locked lips and tongues, the same lip and tongue she used to seduce the kimchi, the same way she used to seduce many other guys perhaps. I was forgiving and forgetting...all the red flags; but I was color blind for that night....I was seeing only green.
Once in my room, she asked for the 6000 in advance which I obliged. We striped down to our birth suits, showered and got going on the couch. I tongue painted like Van Gogh on speed. However, when time came to introduce mini me to her mini her, mini me was in mini coma from night-long inebriation. Heaven was so close but again so far. I felt the weight of fate sinking me downward again toward hell.
After failed attempts, she got up to shower while I lay on the bed. As if someone just turned on the light switch, or as if someone just figured out how to use chopsticks, I gathered myself, as she came out of the bathroom, and asked "are you a ladyboy?"
Her reaction was "fuck you!" followed by the slam of the door as she stormed out. That was the damning final piece of evidence, as I impersonated Sherlock Holms, which left me feeling like having been run over by a car, a LB that was a top-of-line Mercedes model.
The moral in this long story is that....even Michael Jordan missed dunks sometimes. I thought I was infallible. My arrogance let my guard down. I deserved to be condemned to hell, at least until more mongering transcends my soul. Oh, and also, try not to fall in love lol.
It was an expensive and humbling experience, albeit not all fruitless. We found an interesting way to differentiate LB from ladies, thanks to bro Google- real ladies' index fingers should always be longer than their ring fingers. So far, our field research has upheld this finding. So, no more excuses in the future lol!
Now, bonus coverage for Phuket-
Stayed at Naka Resort, beautiful hotel at a nice location. Fantasia has shut down. Visited Angel Massage at Phuket town twice. Damage 2500. Most girls from Chiangmai, around 20-30 girls in the tank to choose. Both times I found gems which made me happy happy.
Here is a drone video I made for Phuket-
Enjoy! Cheers!