Today has been one mishap after another.
First I find someone used my nick for an FR on SLG, then feeling frisky I tried to get slots with my regulars and either code red, no viable slot so took a gamble and sought out
https://sglonelyguy.org/nana-massage/ Msged her my usual spiel and she responded no problem and confirmed timing and place.
Place: Central apartment complex. Gated with security codes from basement carpark.Decent apartment and parking...everything looks new. Went to the floor indicated and went to the apartment. Place is a dump. There are 3 MLs sharing it. The floor was wet and sticky. The dining table had leftovers all over and there is one shared bathroom...which is stanky! place: 7/10 apartment: 3/10
The apartment: BTW the ML does not look anything like the pictures. Still having reached the place I thought lets get it over with. She then asks me for $$ upfront
then asks me to strip in the hall/dining room and leave my clothes on a chair there. Proceeded to shower alone. did not know to wrap myself in towel or not for the 3m from room to bathroom. Decided to leave towel in bathroom just in time for one of the other bedroom doors to open and an ML - way more pretty than mine make her way to the bathroom - awkward as shit - she in her camisole and I naked as a Jaybird.
Body: Anyway the ML is at best 4/10 on a good day. Bcup pasty tits. and unlike advertised no FN and limited roaming. Oh and she was on the phone ALL the time even when she was doing her sensual.
Massage: I felt the mole in the arcde game. All she did was clap/slap the back of my legs, ass and back for about 10 mins B4 ask to flip over. 0/10
Sensual: Absolute nonsense. No BJ or anything she lubed min-me and tried to stir him. He reacted with fear and shrank even more than usual. She lay by my side to lick my nips but kept all her girly bits outside my reach . Eventally mini-me stiffened enough to come. 1/10
And that's that! Showered and left - 35mins from arrival to departure. RTM - not even if she were the last female on earth. Her best was last - ask me to recommend to my friends
sure I will.
Nagging suspicion that I've been baited and switched. But I can't confirm it - just a heads up to the bros out there.