Every moron can find a dark-skinned midget rice farmers daughter in Vietnam(there's nothing wrong with them - I'm just saying they're easy to get).
After years of intensive study @ sammyboyforum, having progressed through the distinguished ranks of con gai viet, I am finally about to seduce an upper-middle class girl.
Her father has a nice car, brother has a good job...in brief, pillars of society. The type of people who usually do not at all like that their goodlooking, tall young daughter goes out with foreigners.
Today she gave me her biggest compliment so far (unknowingly): She said I was stingy! I like that, you can not buy the heart of a girl, so I am more than happy that she thinks I am stingy and still likes me

(I always say Rat Dat! and close my wallet when she talks about shopping...)
Well I keep my fingers crossed, I know I am almost there.