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Hanoi Hotel FR
FR Hanoi Hotel KTV
My first post here. I’ve noticed a lack of FR’s lately, just a bunch of sad sob stories. Where’s the fun gone?
Went to check out Hanoi Hotel KTV on a Monday night. For anyone new to Hanoi http://www.hanoihotel.com.vn/5/products.aspx I haven’t been there for about 2 years. Arrived 10.30pm. About 10 girls waiting in the small area before the entrance. None of them caught my eye for beauty. I entered and the door girl asked if I wanted a bar seat or a lounge seat. I opted for lounge seat, close to the bar to observe any traffic. The place is dead. Maybe about 3 other guys in the main area. I could hear the karaoke rooms in the side alleys pumping though.
I was quickly approached by a waiter with drinks menu and he asked if I wanted a girl for company. I slip him 20,000 dong and ask him about 20 questions. I quickly established girl was $32 to sit (non negotiable), tip up to you, can swap girls for free with-in the first 15 mins, all girls are available for takeout fuck. Prices have risen dramatically and so there are no more customers, not many girls and no more tips for him. He has excellent English. I ordered a drink and asked for mama san.
I told mama san I want a young girl, tall girl and can speak some English. I get the usual 10 girl line up with torch. I pick the best one available as I am told there is no more to look at.
I began with the usual greetings, Xin chao em, ten em la gi etc etc. After 10 minutes of auto roaming and joking around I ask my girl if she is available LT for takeout tonight. She answers “No I cannot, it’s my friend’s birthday”. I reply to her with my usual “aahh, it’s your friend’s birthday, your mother died, your father is sick etc”
I call mama and swap her out. I tell mama I’m looking for LT only girls takeout. Pick another one and fun begins. About 11pm 2 bikini babes do some table top dancing for about 10 minutes. Totally boring. The place lacks atmosphere and there are no extra girls to flirt with. It would appear that there are only about 30 girls in here, but I am told all the KTV rooms are booked and the girls are all in the rooms. This is not true as I only saw 2 people come out of the KTV rooms to use the toilet.
At 11.30pm the band stops playing and the lights turn on. Girl and mama explain she will wait for me at the hotel cafe and get a taxi from its side entrance. Paid the bill $32 + drinks. Mama say’s goodbye on my way out, doesn’t ask for anything unlike the pesky mama’s at the Boss.
Meet girl outside and get in taxi. When I explain to the taxi driver my address the girl gets all excited. At this stage there has been no discussion about pricing.
Once I get home she visits the bathroom to clean up. She comes back and turns all the lights off. I turn them back on. Start with a little foreplay but will not kiss on the lips. I take off my pants and motion toward a BBBJ. She is very reluctant, keeps wanting to put on the condom. I say no and insist on BBBJ, last about 2 minutes 6/10. Put on the condom and the sex begins. Hammered her in all positions for about 1 solid hour. Twice the condom that she supplied broke even with lube and so I had to put on a new one. She was talking and repeating some Vietnamese words that even I don’t understand. When it was her time to ride me she was quite good. Her whole body spasming on my shaft. As I was getting ready to blow the 3rd condom broke again. I was beyond the point of no return and dumped my load inside her. When I showed her the condom had broke she ran to the bathroom nearly crying and to wash herself out. I decided ST would be better than LT now as she was getting dressed again. Paid her $40 and 100,000 for the taxi and called taxi to come here. As always she asked for more, but I explained I wanted LT, and her low quality condoms had ruined the evening. I said maybe next time we can discuss something more. She was happy. She gave me her phone number and left.
Overall I wouldn’t go back to Hanoi Hotel. Not many girls, boring entertainment and expensive compared to other local options. If you are looking for this type of experience and don’t mind paying the money like me, then choose the Boss KTV at Fortuna. Similar pricing, more more girls, better entertainment, and you can flirt with others girls throughout the night.
Lesson. Don’t trust local condoms. I did have my own that I stock when travelling through Singapore but they were on another level of my house so we used hers. Use a quality brand preferably purchased outside Vietnam.
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