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Re: Technology

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Originally Posted by gsk721g View Post
......Our sperm factories are supposed to function until we are 70 or so.....
Since we are on the subject of sperm factories, here are some suggested raw materials:
Oysters - Contain amino acids that help produce testosterone in males. Also, oysters have a lot of zinc, a high-octane sex-drive booster

Dark chocolate - Contains L-Arginine HCL, an amino acid that has been clinically proven to double sperm and semen volume

Maca - Maca plant extract from Peru

Bananas - Contains bromelain enzyme, which has been found to increase male libido

Asparagus - Contains a high concentration of vitamin C that protects sperm from oxidative damage and increases sperm volume and motility

Walnuts or Almonds - Contain omega-3 fatty acids, which have been found to increase sperm count and sexual function by improving blood flow to the genitals

Pumpkin seeds - Contain phytosterols, which can help shrink an enlarged prostate and improves testosterone production. They are also loaded with omega-3 fatty acids that help improve blood flow to both of your heads

Ginseng - Produces hormonal secretions in lab rats that led to enhanced libido and sexual performance. Hey if it works in rats, why not human, right

Garlic - Contains high levels of allicin, an organosulfur compound that can create millions of hardy little swimmers by improving blood flow to your sexual organs

Goji berries - One of the primary culprits of low sperm production is overheating. These berries contain antioxidants that improve circulation, combat oxidative damage and keep temperature levels in the male reproductive organs at an optimal level
Well, not all foods are practical or available - i.e. garlic makes smelly breaths and asparagus makes smelly pees. And you might not be able to find maca plant extract in the middle of BKK!

Eat right and keep your alcohol intake to a minimum will enhance your chionging experience