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Old 23-09-2012, 07:57 AM
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Re: Manhood Enhancement DIY

Some bro pm me, told me they are not sure how the shifu treated me which enhanced my manhood. I think they have missed my previous thread regarding the Qi Gong Master.

For those bros who miss it, please read below:


Met old bowler Rick at the bowling centre again at the weekend. Once he saw me he said "Hello, did you go to the master for some whacking?". I said "Yah, very painful leh". Rick then claimed "So did he whack your thigh?" I asked "For what?" Rick then laugh "Ha, forgot to tell you, by whacking the thigh, it will improve your manhood. After whacking, the next time you screw a gal, she sure cry. She will love and hate you. I go there every month, just to whack my thighs." Wah lau, now then tell me. So quickly arrange a session with the master on Monday morning.

Reached there on Monday and master conducted a check on me and claimed I should be better by now. In my mind I think "Whether to cure my big head or strengthen my small head, Which one?" Finally my small head took control and I told the master "Ha, now my head feel better liao (actually still got abit pain) but recently urine no strength leh (pai seh to tell him to strengthen my little brother). Old master gave me a cheeky smile and took out a football short. "Go and change to this short and I will settle your problem for you."

After changing to the short I go back to the treatment room. Old master ask me to sit down with my legs open. Then he started whacking to my inner thigh. Wah, really painful but have to "tong" cos no pain no gain. Bloody hell, he took one hour to complete the whacking to my both thighs then he concluded "Your left leg got alot of injury and your right leg is ok. You see all the blue black come out from your left thigh and your right thigh is just reddish only." I confirmed that he is right cos as I am a bowler, I did alot of squatting with my left leg. Since played bowling for so many years, the left leg sure "shiong" lah. So say thank you to old master and paid $100 and left.

The next morning, I was woke up by my little brother cos he is singing the National Anthem. Marikita rah rah Singapura...........


Hope I have created a better picture and sorry for the inconvenience caused.
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