[warbird]

Originally Posted by chenzong

My Singapore one? Yes, still the same.
........................................And so far, I find myself really missing the woman I love, whenever I am overseas.
.........................................I'm sorry but I have to say it - I have really seen too much of Chinese women, to still believe they can love. We Singaporean men are so easily KCed by them, because we have been brought up in an environment where women do not generally treat men as men. The Chinese woman knows ALL the tricks to make men feel like men. Once they have caught your heart, all the pattern starts to appear.
...................................Guard your heart.

Hi bro chenzong,

It's wonderful to hv a true love, a soul mate...you're a lucky man.

Cheers!

Originally Posted by Loving_Dickhead

Bro WB, heard that you were at LV last night. How was the stock there?
I was with couple of bros over at CI, a lot of gals but quality lacking. Haiz.

Hi Bro LDH,

Many gals, but quality very poor. The better looking gals must hv been prebooked.

Cheers!

Originally Posted by newbieboy

Need to siam ktv for awhile now... Disappointed a number of chicks the last few days how many requests have you guys got for IPHONE5 already...........wtf man I haven't even got for myself!

On qq and wechat, high end girls got theirs the fastest... I think the lower mid tier joint girls still have to wait like commoners such as myself. 越美越早抢先拿苹果 是世界不变的定律

Hi bro newbieboy,

You've increased ur attractiveness to the gals by saying NO. What hv they done for u to deserve a iphone5? If a gal is ur exclusive GF n she has served u well, buying her the phone would be very reasonable.

Cheers!

Bro WB

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Good afternoon!

Last wk I receive the following email on "How to own a gold digger."

It's illuminating n thought-provoking hahaha.

I want to reiterate this to all esteemed SBF bros here: You're the PRIZE!

I know I'm, not the gals, regardless of how young n attractive they r. As a result, I feel GREAT n it's contagious...yesterday upped a 20 yo tall gal of my type w/o BY-ing whom I thought, just 2 wks ago, might be out of my reach for various reasons. Very good fxk! And, this AM my 18 yo mistress told me her 大姨妈 was leaving exceptionally early n wanted me to make love to her later today!

Here is the email:

Hey Bro Warbird,

Today I want to share something funny but that makes
absolute sense when it comes to dating...

This is one of my all time favorites... I figure most
of you have seen this, but for those who have not, enjoy:
9/25/07 THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST in New
York

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush.
I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25
year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.

I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get
married to a guy who makes at least half a
million a year. I know how that sounds, but
keep in mind that a million a year is middle
class in New York City, so I don't think I'm
overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on
this board? Any wives? Could you send me some
tips? I dated a business man who makes
average around 200 - 250. But that's where I
seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me
to central park west. I know a woman in my
yoga class who was married to an investment
banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as
pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So
what is she doing right? How do I get to her
level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give
me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be
honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting
(I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish
lifestyles on the upper east side so plain?
I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types
who have nothing to offer married to
incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east
village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows
- lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much
do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang
out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a
girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself
out there in an honest way. Most beautiful
women are superficial; at least I'm being up
front about it. I wouldn't be searching for
these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match
them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and
keeping a nice home and hearth.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with
services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 432279810

THE ANSWER

Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and
have thought meaningfully about your dilemma.
I offer the following analysis of your
predicament.

Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify
as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make
more than $500K per year. That said here's
how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy
like me, is plain and simple a crappy
business deal. Here's why. Cutting through
all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple
trade: you bring your looks to the party and
I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's
the rub, your looks will fade and my money
will likely continue into perpetuity...in
fact, it is very likely that my income
increases but it is an absolute certainty
that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating
asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are
you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now
and will likely stay pretty hot for the next
5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade
begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a
trading position, not a buy and hold...hence
the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good
business sense to "buy you" (which is what
you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the
following. If my money were to go away, so
would you, so when your beauty fades I need
an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal
that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career
about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a
girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly
beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar
daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you
are as gorgeous as you say you are that the
$500K hasn't found you, if not only for a
tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to
make your own money and then we wouldn't need
to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going
about it the right way.

Classic "pump and dump."

I hope this is helpful, and if you want to
enter into some sort of lease, let me know.