Part 1 of 2 - Adventures (a non starter actually) of a married man with his wife in Bangkok (a shopping paradise for husbands .... really).
Please don't flame me if my story got error, cause it happened on a dark night ... heh. And i write this long story, so that when i totally forgot about my adventures there, i wil still have this as a written record Anyway i had no intention to taste the underbelly of Bang cock city so my adventures there were adhoc and veryyyy last minute on my very last night there to boot.
Thursday night at 11pm, after literally shop till wanna break my legs for the previous 2 days and today, i ask myself, "Will this forever sleepy old man be up to it, exploring Nana Plaza, Thermae and Soi Cowboy within 2 hours?" Can't go back later or the wife will be worried sick thinkin', OMG where is my husband? is he dead, stabbed to death and dumped in a ditch somewhere?
After much pondering on the 'throne', i decided, fuckit tonight we EXPLORE like our ancestors before us had done!!!
With the wifey 'stone' dead tired, i gave her a general excuse of exploring Bang cock for one last night before we go back home the next day. Hell i always do this at every foreign city i go to, walking alone late at night exploring the seedy underbelly side of life (except for Paris, that romantic city feels dangerous at night man, seriously and i was correct to think that way after the movie TAKEN came out a few years later)
Came out at 11.15pm, went to the nearest ATM and get an error no $$$ i can draw out, went to the next 2 ATM's and same thing happens. Then i realise, i didnt ask for clearence from my bank to allow $$$ to be taken out overseas, i only allowed that for wife's ATM but not mine, with the excuse so that i do not spent more $$ and (not told to my wife) no $$$ for me to spent on hookers ..... WTF right???? .. now i need $$ to spent on hookers but i OWN GOAL myself ... cheyyyyyyy
So with the intention of just looking and no fucking ... i took a taxi and told the driver NANA PLAZA ... and of we go there. Driver asked, what i intend to do there, told him i meet friend, he says 'Girl friend?", i said "Boy friend", he says "You like Boys?", i said "Yeah, you wanna be my bitch?" ...... an exxageration on my last statement there .... nah i gave my girly shy laugh and explained, no lah meet my friends there lah ....
Taxi went through Sukhumvit 3, it was ARAB CENTRAL there, bustling place at that time, seems like they just started their day there, it was a MADHOUSE. Stuck in a traffic jam there, drop off from the taxi and the driver gave me the general directions to NANA
Walked through Sukhumvit 4 towards Nana Plaza and passing it by, not stopping because no $$ to taste the goods mah ... not bad looking females i saw there but nothing that makes me feel lustful.
So looking at my GOOGLE MAPS, i walked through Sukhumvit 4 till i turned left to Soi Chai Saman and turned left again through Sukhumvit 6, come out to main road Thanon Sukhumvit facing BTS NANA.
Looking at GOOGLE MAPS it seems that Soi Cowboy was at the end of Soi Prida, so i walked in to the end and no Soi Cowboy .... CCB google maps trolled me. And NO my phone has no data connection, depended solely on GPS and i cant find search Soi Cowboy without a data connection. All that when i know for a fact, Soi Cowboy was actually in Sukhumvit 23 but i couldn't then find Sukhumvit 23 in the map but found Soi Cowboy listed at Soi Prida .... so i thought stoopid thais dunno how to map their locations properly ... so i u-turn back to Thanon Sukhumvit.
Ok, now i need to cross the road looking for the Climax Club, in Sukhumvit 11, which according to (
http://www.bangkokredeye.com/thai-freelancers.html) is where the freelancers are. Road was full of cars and i was too scared to get run down and killed in bangkok red light district until .... a taxi stopped and out came 5 HOT ANG MO's bitches looking for a good time. They fearlessly crossed the road and me followed them lah ...